May 8th Humor

Admission of an ER doc: A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.

# The regular gas station I go to, took away their free air hose and put in a machine that charged a dollar. I complained to the clerk that it was sad that they took away something that was free for years.  The clerk excused himself saying, “It’s not my fault, It’s inflation.”

* My boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley,” she answered. “And where is the car now?” “It is in here with me.”