May 23rd Humor

* An attorney and his five-year-old son were strolling through the mall. When a woman wearing a cervical collar walked by, the boy exclaimed, “Look, Dad it’s a plaintiff.”

# My brother and his wife started their family in their early 40s. One day my sister In law and I were commiserating about the effects of time marching on. “I just got my first pair of glasses,” she said, just as two preschool boys thundered past her. “Now, if only my hearing would go.”

Why does Washington DC have 55,000 lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.