May 26th Humor

* In Las Vegas, a visiting businessman was approached by a shady looking character who asked, “Can you lend me 25 bucks? I haven’t eaten in two days?”    “How do I know you won’t use the money to gamble?” The man replied, “No way, gambling money I’ve already got.”

# An adult piano student of mine asked me teach her Pachabel’s Canon, so she could play at a friend’s wedding. After a month of practice however, she had made very little progress and I warned her that she might not be ready to play the piece at the wedding very soon. “Oh that’s okay,” she replied, “Her boyfriend hasn’t proposed yet.”

“We give state dinners to the heads of China. I say, ‘Why are you doing state dinners for them? They’re ripping us off left and right. Just take them to McDonald’s and go back to the negotiating table.'”