May 29th Humor

A dog is known as man’s best friend because: it gives no advice, never tries to borrow money and has no in-laws.

Women have better best friends than men do. Because man’s best friend is a dog and a girl’s best friend is a diamond and a diamond does not make a mess on the rug.

To celebrate our wedding anniversary, my wife and I always give each other small presents. However, on our 10th anniversary, I surprised her with a pair of diamond  earrings. When I opened my present and held up the bag of gourmet popcorn she said, “I knew I should’ve gotten you the bigger size.”