September 29th Humor

@ When the San Francisco police hauled a man into court for driving in a two person minimum carpool lane, the man claimed his dog, riding shotgun, as a passenger. The motorist added that he was partially blind and the dogs barking warned him of approaching cars.

* My girlfriend goes to a ladies only gym called “Curves”. The name refers as a celebration of a woman’s natural body shape, the shape God intended. I go to the gym called “Chunks.”

Q: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a MMA match?  A: In a hockey game, the fights are real.