October 4th Humor

# Aviation experts are predicting that there will be commercial airliners big enough to carry as many as 1000 passengers. The planes won’t be any bigger, but they are just going to jam the seats closer together and skip a few bathrooms.

* The Police Station had been quiet for most of the week. Things were so slow that detectives were playing cards to pass the time.  “What a life,” grumbled one of the officers, “no fights, no thefts,  no drunks, no murders, nothing.”   “Now rest easy Mike,” said the captain, “things will break soon. You got have more faith in human nature.”

A woman called 911 and complained, “My husband has left me and in spite he took all my clothes.” The dispatcher offered, “We can send a car over to take a theft report.” The woman thought for a moment and asked, “Could you have the officer stop and get a pizza on the way over.”