October 5th Humor

Russian dictator Putin says he may run for re-election next year. In fact, today he went over the results of next year’s election and he said it looks pretty good.

* My wife is a frequent dieter. After a determined effort one spring, she was feeling particularly pleased with herself: she had managed to get into a dress she had not been able to wear for years. As she headed out the door on her way to work, I mentioned that the label was sticking out of the neckline in the back.” It’s a 10,” she replied curtly “leave it where it is.”

@ Each year Army reserve officers from every walk of life soldier during their two-week annual training. As an active duty officer during one such training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina I was having trouble getting a lesson across to a reservist. “Look,” I said, “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to get this right.” The reservist stopped, looked straight at me and replied, “but I am a rocket scientist.”