March 26th Humor

According to a new study by the Census Bureau, 20% of people in eight states speak a language other than English. In 98% of those people work in customer service.

Two people were in line at Starbucks and the woman turned to the man and said, “Please don’t embarrass me again by asking for a plain coffee.”

* Life expectancy would be lengthened and waistlines shrunken if green spinach smelled as good as bacon.