May 7th Humor

“Rachel, darling, how wonderful to see you after all these years! My goodness, what an incredibly large diamond ring you’ve got. Is it a very famous diamond?” “Oh yes,” she says, “it’s the famous Bloomenstein diamond, but it’s got a curse with it.” “Really, what’s the curse?” “Mr. Bloomenstein, of course!” says Rachel.

A lady entered a jeweler’s and said “You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it’s the wrong size.” “No problem madam, we can adjust the finger size easily.” “Oh, you don’t understand, you sold him a one carat size, and I take a five carat size.”

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.