May 15th Humor

# I wanted to look especially nice as I walked my kindergarten son to his first day of school. My younger sister lived with us at the time and she had some hipper clothes than I did, so even though we had promised not to wear each other’s clothes, I sneaked into her room while she slept and pulled out a pair of shorts and a brightly colored top. The trip to school went fine, but my sister was awake when I got back and I awkwardly made conversation about kindergarten knowing I was in her forbidden clothes. It seemed to be going well until she asked, “How did Jason’s teacher like my pajama’s?”

* One of the flight attendants had a cute way to announce the food distribution in flight. “Today we will serving you breakfast in your seats. You will be getting a cheese omelets which may be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.”

My boss doesn’t believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.