May 21st Humor

A woman was telling friends how her Red Cross first aid classes had prepared her for an emergency. “I saw woman hit by a car, he said she had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.” “How horrible. What did you do?” “Thanks to my first aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.

Putin tests Russia’s first electric vehicle with GLONASS [a Russian alternative to GPS]: “The car with President Putin at the wheel traveled 100 meters in just 3 seconds!”     And then what???    Then the power cord got pulled out from the wall socket…