May 24th Humor

My grandfather was sipping a beer when he confessed to me that he drank more than usual the day before. “What is more than usual,” I asked. “A case.” “You can drink a case of beer in a day?” “Well,” he grumbled defensively, “it doesn’t take all day.”

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked inside of it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. “Hey,” I announced to the technician. “It’s open.” “I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”

Q: What’s does “exchange of opinions” mean in the Communist party of the Soviet Union? A: It’s when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the party’s.