May 25th Humor

One reason that surgeons are paid more than auto mechanics is that auto mechanics don’t have to repair the engine while it is running.

My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

“President Trump has called off a summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin because of diplomatic differences. Also, Trump didn’t like Putin’s demand that the summit be held shirtless and on horseback.”