The “Wonder Woman” movie wasn’t very inspirational for me because I already believed women could beat up WWI German soldiers.

Q: Why is Angela Merkel never seen in the morning? A: Because she is PM not AM!

Q: What do you call an angry German? A: Sauerkraut.

Q: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Ve are very efficient and this is not a time to joke!