Ice Water done cheap

Ice Water done cheap

A Dubai-based engineering firm wants to tow icebergs from Antarctica to Dubai in order to provide the city with a reserve of fresh drinking water. It’s eyeing icebergs that are between 2,000 and 7,000 feet long and weigh around 100 million tons. The firm doesn’t know exactly the icebergs will be stored. What do you do if you’re a fast-growing city in the desert with lots of thirsty people and little freshwater reserves? Park an iceberg off the coast. Even if 30% of the iceberg melts on the journey, it will still be able to provide between 100 million and 200 million cubic meters of fresh water – enough for 1 million people to stay hydrated for five years.

 

A man goes to his doctor because he’s been feeling very ill for days. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with a large assortment of pills. He says, “Take the green pill with two big glasses of water when you get up. An hour later, take the white pill with another glass of water. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Midafternoon take the orange pill with plenty of water, and repeat that at dinner. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with several big glasses of water.” The man is alarmed at huge volume of medicine he has been given to take, and nervously asks, “What’s the diagnosis? What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

 

Businessman said to the waiter, “My word, I am really thirsty.” The waiter said, “I will be right with you sir and get you some water.” The Businessman said, “I said thirsty, not dirty.”

 

I had a cosmic experience walking through the supermarket yesterday. I kept hearing a faint voice calling, “Water, water.” I followed the whisper to the spot where they shelved the Kool Aid.

 

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?… K9P.