Want some tomatoes from my garden?

Want some tomatoes from my garden?

Sam Krum has planted vegetables for a long time, but this year he got his money’s worth. “I don’t know why it got that big, but it just grew and grew and grew.” Their tomato plant is 22-feet tall, and it was only planted five months ago. “My buddy gave me his little secret recipe for growing big tomatoes, and I used it. Krum’s wife wants him to cut down the tomato plant that has grown over the roof of the 2 story house. He wants to see how tall it can get. For now, Krum’s family and friends are getting all the tomatoes they could ever want.

 

Timmy had only two nickels in his pocket when he approached the farmer and pointed to a tomato on the fruit stand shelf. “Give you ten cents for it,” the boy offered. “That kind brings a quarter,” the farmer told him. “This one?” Timmy asked, pointing to a green tomato still on the vine. The farmer nodded agreement. “Okay,” said Timmy and sealed the deal by placing his two nickels in the farmer’s hand. “I’ll pick it up in about a week.”

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