I can get in there

I can get in there

Matty and Ryan Bestwick went to the Aldi’s store in their area and as they drove past the storefront looking for parking spot, they saw a red Toyota that had been parked very creatively. Somehow, the driver had smashed backing up into one of the security poles in front of the store, then apparently crashed the front of the vehicle into the next pole trying to get out, leaving the car smashed front and back and wedged between the two poles.

 

 

I watched as a customer pulled alongside our drive-up bank window, the woman was not happy with her position. So, she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and opened her window. I greeted her with a simple, “Good morning, Mam.” “Good morning,” she replied cheerfully, “I’m going to have to use this drive up all the time. It’s so easy.”

 

John Heald of Carnival cruises used to tell the story of a man throwing a fit at the pursers desk moments after boarding while the ship is still docked for embarkation in Miami. John tries to intervene and finds out the man is just furious because he is supposed to have an ocean view cabin. John asks for the deck plans, finds the man’s cabin and points out to him that he indeed has a window…to which the man replies, “yeah, but all I can see is the parking lot!”

 

One day a blonde comes up to a man’s door and asks him if he has any odd jobs. The man says “I’ll give you $50 to paint the porch out back.” The blonde takes the paint and goes to work, after 30 minutes, she comes back, and tells the man she is done. “Wow, that was fast,” the man says. The blonde replies, “yes, I know, but that wasn’t a porch. It was a Ferrari.”

 

“Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 7,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot.”