Hotdogger driving Wienermobile

Hotdogger driving Wienermobile

Oscar Mayer announced it is seeking a qualified “Hotdogger” to be the next driver of the famed Wienermobile. The job, which begins in June, would involve driving the iconic sausage across the United States, visiting stores, military bases and charity events. Applicants should have a four-year degree in public relations, journalism, communications, advertising or marketing. The “condiments” that come with the job are a competitive salary, benefits, clothing and a company car “guaranteed to turn heads.”

Students, what is man’s noblest friend? The hot dog – it feeds the hand that bites it.

Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

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I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.
I’m on a roll.