Swipe right for Bessie

Swipe right for Bessie

“Tudder” – a mix of dating app Tinder and cattle – it lets farmers swipe right on cattle they like the look of. Valuable information is available on matters like milk yield and protein content, or calving potential. Matching livestock online is even easier than it is to match humans because there’s a huge amount of data that sits behind these wonderful animals that predicts what their offspring will be. Launching just in time for Valentine’s Day, the makers believer Tudder is the first ever matchmaking app for livestock. There’s nothing better than seeing an animal in its home, its natural habitat, rather than putting it on a flatbed… if someone rings up and wants to come and have a look, or just look at the picture, it’s ideal really from that respect, and they’re happier for it.

 

My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.

 

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

 

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”

 

What did NASA determine when they saw a bovine skull on the moon?
The cow did not make it.