Have Mercy Judge

Have Mercy Judge

Christopher Montilliano lied to police when he was arrested with his cousin’s car in Maui last June. Montilliano told officers that his cousin had allowed him to drive the car and that he was on his way to buy soft drinks. Judge Rhonda Loo sentenced 21-year-old to not drink Pepsi for four years after he told her it was his favorite soft drink. “It’s the Pepsi deprivation syndrome,” she said. Montilliano spent seven days in jail following his arrest. Loo also sentenced Montilliano to 100 hours of community service and a $100 fine. Jussie Smollett eat your heart out.

 

The other day I asked the bartender for the WiFi password

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

 

I saw a billboard that said “Drink Pepsi, Get Stuff.” And my first thought was: cavities, obesity and adult diabetes.

 

A blonde walks up to the library counter and shouts “I’LL HAVE A PEPSI, PLEASE.” The librarian says, “This is a Library.” The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A PEPSI PLEASE.” And the librarian says, one more time, “This is a library Miss, please keep your voice down.” The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a pepsi please!”

The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything!
Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi….