Stitching and stuffing and Bears, Oh my!

Stitching and stuffing and Bears, Oh my!

A Guinness world record adjudicator spent more than five hours measuring the 4.4-ton stuffed 65-foot-long teddy bear that took more than three months to be stitched together. At a soccer stadium in the town of Xonacatlan, Mexico it was confirmed the largest teddy Bear in the world. The bear was measured and certified as part of the town’s Children’s Day festivities. Officials shared a photo of the Guinness certificate on the local government’s official Facebook page.

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly droppings because it has tiny bells in it.

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, “So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?” “Oh, no,” Baby Bear replied, “I don’t want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me.” “Well then, should you live with Mommy Bear,” asked the judge. “On, no, I don’t want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me.” “Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?” Baby Bear said, “I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anybody!” 5702

Polar bears in the Pittsburgh Zoo received a $14 million domain renovation featuring a plush waterfall and running stream. Park officials expect a spike in ticket sales as well as a visit from Bernie Sanders asking what the black bears got.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.