More Beer – Less Crime

More Beer – Less Crime

The Unknown Brewing Company in Charlotte said in a Facebook post that it would put on “a keg party” for anyone who found their van, which was stolen early Monday morning. The brewery’s post promising a party for the return of their stolen van went viral so fast the vehicle was located in 42 minutes. The post was almost immediately shared hundreds of times, leading to more than 15 tips being called in about the van. It turns out they cannot “give away” beer, but they will sell a big batch for 25 cents each as the Thank You.

What are the most common last words of rednecks?
“Well, hold my beer and watch this!”

A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop.

Did you hear about the bar on the moon?…great beer list, but no atmosphere…

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is.” he replied, “Breakfast.”