Geronimo!

Geronimo!

Kathryn “Kitty” Hodges jumped out of a plane 10,000 feet near Seattle Thursday, strapped to an instructor with Skydive Snohomish. Their free-fall lasted about 30 seconds before a parachute burst open and the two glided into a field, to the cheers from Hodges’ family and friends. It was very exciting for the 103 year old. “It’s fun, so why not have some fun? Hallelujah!” Kitty said. She may have set a new Guinness World Record for being the oldest female tandem skydiver.

Why do skydiving companies have excellent reviews?
Because it was awesome for the people who survived

I want to try skydiving before I die, but not immediately before I die.

If you’re ever skydiving and your parachute fails to open, don’t panic.
You will have the rest of your life to try and fix it.

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever parachuted out of a deer stand.