I was so tired

I was so tired

An 80 year old woman had a long day and when she drove home around 9 pm she was so tired she fell asleep in her car in the driveway. While this sounds pretty dicey, it got even better. Hamilton, New Jersey police got a call about 4 am that an elderly woman was found in her driveway. She was OK, just shook up. Apparently, some enterprising car thieves saw her sleeping in the car. They carried her out and laid her on the driveway. Then they stole the car. Police said they recovered the empty vehicle later Thursday in Trenton.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Sometimes I let her sleep instead