Beware Flying Jeeps

Beware Flying Jeeps

A bizarre car crash in southeastern Washington state ended with one car on top of the other, according to police. A driver in the town of Walla Walla was driving a Jeep Cherokee “at a high rate of speed” when it failed to stop at an intersection, police said. The car jumped the curb then hit a large boulder and was apparently launched into the air. The vehicle landed on top of another vehicle in the driveway of a residential home, pushing both vehicles partially into the garage. Police responded to a report of a “loud crash and a male running from the area.” Police later made contact with the suspected driver who was seeking medical attention. It was not immediately clear whether the driver will face charges.

The Driver has Solomon’s Wisdom. Two women in a bus were fighting bitterly over the last seat available. The conductor already tried to intervene but to no avail. So, the bus driver shouted, “Let the ugly one take the seat!” Both women stood for the rest of the journey.

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, “I love my job. I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn left here.”

The worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses.

“Hey, girl today was great.” “What happened?” “I ran into my ex today.” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car.”