Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Thomas Koskovich, 65, was flying his Piper Cub around Shakopee, Minnesota the other day and something strange happened. Some electric transmission lines jumped up and grabbed the landing gear on his plane. He was cruising along, minding his own business when wham, those wires jumped up and tried to strangle his plane. The good news is he did not crash, the bad news is he and his plane were suspended above a farm. Tom dangled for a while before they could get the power turned off and a ladder truck under him to get him out. He was OK. Amazingly the wires were not harmed either.

Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires?
Cause they would tie themselves.

What is black, smokes and is connected to the electrical power?
A bad electrician.

Chief engineer: “You told me you’d have this job finished in 3 days.”
Electrician: “I didn’t say it would be 3 consecutive days.”

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power line to an ice cream factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.