Caution: Kangaroo Racing

Caution: Kangaroo Racing

They were having another endurance car race at Bathurst track in Australia. Someone invited the local “Roo’s” and they wanted to be in the pits and in the race. Many of the drivers had never seen a kangaroo up close until they had to dodge them on the track. Australian officials are calling for a larger fences at the popular race course. A single kangaroo was in the pit lanes and multiple kangaroos ended up hopping alongside vehicles Saturday. The #34 Walkenhorst Motorsport BMW hit a Roo and was knocked out of the race. Global warming was blamed for the confusion.

I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn’t buy me one drink all evening.. Talk about short arms long pockets…

A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says “Sorry we’re closed”
The kangaroo says, “I thought you needed a bouncer.”

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.

I proved you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo’s pouch.
But, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.