CPR hero

CPR hero

An Australian man may have saved a lizard’s life when he fished it out of his beer at a pub and performed CPR on the seemingly lifeless animal. Brett, known to his friends as Slab, said he initially thought staff at The Amble Inn were playing a prank on him when he spotted a gecko in his mug of beer. Brett said he sprang into action when workers assured him it was not a trick. When he scooped it out of the beverage and Brett started performing chest compressions on the lizard while a friend filmed video of his rescue attempt. The video shows Brett doing compressions and blowing air into the gecko’s mouth before it starts to move again.

Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there, a high-pitched voice says, “That shirt looks great on you!” The man looks around, doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink. A moment later, the voice returns, “You seem like a really cool guy!” Again, the man looks around, sees nothing, and returns to his drink. Finally, when his nerves have calmed, he hears, “I bet your parents are really proud of you!” He slams down his drink and looks around wildly. Frustrated and finding nobody to blame, he calls the bartender. He says, “Barkeep! What is that voice I keep hearing?” “Oh, those are the peanuts,” the bartender replies. “They’re complimentary.”

If you catch a Gecko by it’s tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one.
A lot like Mayor Pete’s policies.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.