Extra Large Please

Extra Large Please

Australia’s round of wildfires destroyed houses and brush, but even more worser they created a shortage of toilet paper for the folks downunder. The shortage became obvious when Haidee Janetzki, went to the stores. The toilet paper shelves were bare. So they did what any modern consumer would do they ordered toilet paper online. While the retail stores were rationing toilet paper to their regular customers the Janetzki’s just placed their order for toilet paper. They did not think anything of it until the truck showed up with two skids of toilet paper. Then Haidee checked her statement and realized she had purchased nearly $3300 worth of toilet paper. As you can see, they stacked the boxes in their garage and pantry. Now they can sell or give toilet paper as gifts to the friends… Or they can work it off over the next 12 years.

”Do we need more toilet paper?”
“I don’t know, but if you buy some it wouldn’t go to waste.”
Well, technically it would.”

A roll of toilet paper walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Man, you look awful! What’s up?”
The toilet paper says, “Nothing, really. I’m just wiped.”

I successfully stole a case of toilet paper
Got off Scott free

I hate it when I run out of toilet paper
and I have to make the trip to the grocery store in really small steps.