Pulling for the boss

Pulling for the boss

You probably have been wondering what the world record for employees towing an airliner by hand would be. It was just set by British Airways staff pulling one of its new Airbus A350 aircraft a distance of 100 meters (328 feet). The valiant effort at Heathrow, set the record at 182.9 tons. In their annual effort to raise money for charity. Colleagues and sporting stars pulled the airline’s newest A350, G-XWBE, a distance of 100 meters by hand. The Sports Relief charity event saw 90 colleagues and sporting legends such as Gary Lineker come together to break a world record.

After years at my job, I finally managed to walk away with the “Employee of the Month” award.
Unfortunately security caught me at the door.

My boss is threatening to fire the employee who has the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.

My company just conducted a one-day motivation training for all the junior employees. It was a roaring success.
All the employees are really motivated to find new jobs now.

The frustrated boss asked his employee, “Are you stupid or just apathetic‽”
He replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t care!