It’s only money

It’s only money

Mr. Wang went to the Agricultural Bank of China with a bundle of money and asked to deposit it. The bank was reluctant because the bills were wet, rotten and falling apart. Mr. Wang explained this had been money from his life savings and he had buried the money in plastic bag five years ago. He had seen on television that theft was common at ATMs, those claims compelled him to bury the large amount of cash underground. He told them that he had ten more bundles of bills at home like the one he gave them. The bank tried to accept the money and several tellers donned plastic gloves and carefully pulled the badly deteriorated paper bills apart. Of his $280,000 total stash he lost $70,000 to the bank penalty and the worms.

Funny Money Wisdom

I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.

Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?” Student: “My father’s check book!”

Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.

There’s nothing I’ve learned from being a father that I couldn’t just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.