Aw, Shucks…

Aw, Shucks…

Master Sergeant David Royer was driving on Centennial bridge Wednesday morning when a man jumped out of his car and began shooting indiscriminately at cars. The crazed man shot into two cars and at one pedestrian. Royer said, “I was shocked that it was happening and the adrenaline took over and, with the military training that I’ve received, I took appropriate action and took out the threat.” He ran into and over the shooter with his car. “This was an active shooter with multiple weapons on the bridge firing at cars … the person was simply randomly firing,” Leavenworth police said. Royer said that after running into the shooter and pinning him under his Chevy. He then turned the shooter’s car off and found another handgun in the passenger seat. “I don’t necessarily myself feel like I’m a hero,” he added. “I feel as if most people in my situation would have done the same thing. There was nothing else I could do.”

Heroically Comic

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing what to dress up as for the 80’s Action Hero Costume Ball.
“I know”, says Stallone, “Let’s all go as famous composers. “I’ll be Beethoven”.
“I’ll go as Mozart”, says Chuck.
Schwarzenegger gets up and walks swiftly to the door. At the last second, he looks back and says, “I’ll be Bach”

What is a hero’s favorite thing to add to a drink?
Just-ice!

The most confusing superhero film is The Invisible Man. Very hard to follow.

If I could be any Superhero, I would be Aluminum Man…
…my super power would be foiling crime.