Dream with live action

Jenna Evans is a very active dreamer. She did not invent a cell phone app, but she has a brain that does not want to rest. Tuesday night she went to bed and had a dream that she and her fiancé were being robbed on a train by gangsters. In order to protect her 2.4 carat engagement ring from the bad guys she deiced to swallow it. That is what she did in real life. In the morning, she could not find the ring, but did remember the dream. Jenna added that she has a history of sleepwalking and even doing laundry in her sleep, though she said she had never eaten anything in her sleep, until now. The couple then went to an urgent care clinic where an X-ray of her stomach confirmed the lost jewel’s location. Doctors there then referred her to a gastroenterologist who advised that she have an emergency upper endoscopy performed to retrieve it, opposed to relying upon her body to naturally expel it. “I was really happy because I don’t know if I can look at it and appreciate it in the same way if I had to ‘search’ for it,” “I feel very grateful that I got it back and that it does end as a happy, funny story,” she added.

 

More than crunchy

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

A woman decided to break off her recent engagement, and her friend said, “What happened? I thought it was love at first sight!”
To which the woman replied, “but the second and third ones changed my mind.”

Every marriage has 3 rings. First is the engagement ring. Second, the wedding ring.
Then comes the suffering.

Notice how every girl on BuzzFeed has a nose ring?
That’s because nobody will ever put one on their finger.

 

June 4th Birthdays

1987 – Fahriye Eucen, 1991 – Katherine Prescott, 1975 – Angelina Jolie

1992 – Quincy Brown, 1989 – Bradley Walsh, 1975 – Russell Brand, 1976 – Alexei Navalny, 1990 – Evan Spiegel

 

Morning Motivator:

To achieve knowledge add things every day.
To achieve wisdom get rid of things every day.

 

Open wide and say “Ahhhh”