Shot in the dark Fridge

Little old Yakima, WA seems to have a problem with gun crime. It could relate to the emotional well being of some of the residents. We kind of figured that out from a guy just finding a random handgun lying around. Yakima’s crime rate is 4.5 times above the national average. There’s a house in the city that has had 17 drive-by shootings. So you might understand some of the folks get pretty jumpy. A man was loading his groceries into his refrigerator and one pop can burst with a loud bang. The man responded by drawing his handgun from his waistband and firing a round through the refrigerator. He then ran outside, threw away the gun and began ranting that his neighbors were trying to kill him. The police found the man in question in an alleyway outside his house. According to him, his downstairs neighbor had tried to shoot him. Therefore, he had resorted to self-defense and fired back at them. The house had no downstairs. When asked him to prove his legal gun ownership, he told the cops that he had found the gun two weeks earlier on the Greenway. At that point, it was time to bring out the handcuffs.

 

Stop or I will shoot

My wife called me at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, I replied, “No…”
She responded, “How about now?”

How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19?
There’s been two mass shootings in the past week

I managed to shoot my very first turkey today, pretty proud of myself actually..
..though everyone else in the freezer section seemed a bit unhappy.

“Gus” said Bill as he ran up to them on the way back to the camp. “Are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet?’ “Yes,” said Gus. “All six of them?” “Yes, all six of them.” “And they are all safe?” asked Bill. “They are all safe.” “Then,” said Bill, his chest swelling, “I think I shot a deer.”

 

August 4th Birthdays

1989 – Kelly O’hara, 1996 – Bruna Marquisne, 1994 – Megan Reinkes, 1984 – Greta Gerwig

1993 – Colin & Dylan Sprouse, 1969 – Daniel Dae Kim, 1971 – Jeff Gordon, 1984 – Nathaniel Buzolic

 

Morning Motivator:

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

 

Take that you *%$#*^