Spooky Women
Joe Cummings owned a Manhattan apartment on top floor of his building. He also had a girlfriend. Joe started noticing that some food was disappearing from his fridge and kitchen counter and initially thought that his girlfriend, who also lived in the apartment at the time, was to blame. However, after confronting her, he learned that she hadn’t stolen the food. But the food kept disappearing. It was not his memory or the dog, something crazy was going on. So Joe decided he would put up a motion sensing night vision camera to watch the kitchen while he slept or went to work.
When he checked the footage, he was shocked to see a strange woman carefully climbing down from a ceiling vent onto his table. The woman moved incredibly slowly and precisely in order to keep quiet, and even grabbed a stool to climb down from the table so she wouldn’t make any noise jumping down. Next, she is seen going to the kitchen sink, which she used as a bathroom, before going to the fridge and then the pantry, grabbing food and beverages along the way. The intruder was spotted calmly eating the food and even sitting down to enjoy her meal and watch some TV. At one point, she quickly hides as Cummings enters the kitchen in the middle of the night to have a glass of water. As Cummings goes back to his room, the woman helps herself to some more food before quietly climbing back into the vent, being careful enough to leave everything exactly as it was before her arrival. Police came and arrested the woman they estimate had been there for two or three weeks.
But wait! Joe was not the only one. A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when his food also mysteriously disappeared. Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing. The resident of the home had installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone. One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when police arrived, they found the door locked and all windows closed. “We searched the house … checking everywhere someone could possibly hide. When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side.” The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man’s house about a year ago when he left it unlocked. She had moved a mattress into the small closet space, stole only food and apparently even took showers, the woman was “neat and clean.”
Extra Sensory Eating
I used to sell video security systems door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one
was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
My CC TV security system was delivered today…But someone stole it off the porch before I got home.
I’ve just found out my wife is really a ghost.
To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door.
A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist.
I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist.
March 11th Birthdays
1993 – Jodie Comer, 1993 – Jude Demorest, 1983 – Thora Birch, 1994 – Sarah Molinski
1997 – Chase Crawford, 1926 – Ralph Abernathy, 1971 – Johnny Knoxville, 1936 – Antonin Scalia