June 14 Humor

 @ Did you hear about the chemist who worked long hours in his basement at night and developed an automatic pool cleaning system? It was a Horatio Algae story.

 * A piano manufacturer tried to get a testimonial from the comedian/philosopher Will Rogers for his piano. Rogers, who never endorsed any product unless you really believed in it, wrote this letter to the piano firm: “Dear Sirs: I guess your pianos are the best I ever leaned against. Yours truly, Will Rogers”.

 * A knock on the door in the early evening sparked everyone’s interest. The man at the door announced he was the piano tuner. The lady of the house said, “I did not call for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know Mam, the neighbors did”.