January 11 Humor

* A man came to the doctor’s office complaining of a general malaise. The doctor began to question him about his habits. “Do you smoke?” “No.” “Do you drink a lot?” “Nope.”  “Do you keep late hours?” “No sir.”  The Doc rubbed his chin and asked, “How can I cure you if you have no vices to give up?”

@  My granddaughter Shelley was given a used car by her parents and her 16th birthday. Much to her frustration, her father insisted she learn to change a flat tire before he turned over the keys. Eventually, Shelley got it right and was permitted to drive to school. One afternoon after class, she discovered she had a flat. Putting up her long hair up in a hat,  slipping on her gloves she set about putting on the spare tire. But the time she finished, she attracted a small, admiring audience. That night three young men from the school called and asked her for a date.

@ One reason the surgeons are paid more than auto mechanics is that auto mechanics don’t have to repair the engine while it is running.