February 6 Humor

* My brother was driving with his six year old son when they passed a race track. The boy asked what the building was. Father replied, “it is a place where people go to race dogs.”    The boy thought about it for a minute and commented, “I bet the dogs win.”

@ The phone rang at the National Weather Service where I was a meteorologist and the caller asked what the wind chill factor would be at the current temperature of 0°F plus a wind of 60 miles an hour. I explained that we did not have any wind now to cause a windchill.   ” I know that,” she said. “My husband just drove his motorcycle down the Thruway at 60 miles an hour and now I’m desperately trying to thaw him out in the kitchen.”

* I passed a man on the street who was reaching into the passenger door of his Mercedes. Sitting behind the wheel on the driver’s side was a large golden retriever. I joked with the man. “I guess you let him do all the driving.” “Are you kidding,” he replied. “Not since that rascal wrecked my Porsch.”