February 23 Humor

* A man was complaining of insomnia. “Even counting sheep is no good. I counted 10,000, sheared them, combed the wool, and it spun into cloth, made it into suits, took the suits into town and lost $21 on the deal. So I haven’t been able to sleep for a week.”

@ A man ran into the drug store and commanded the pharmacist to give him something right away to stop the hiccups. The pharmacist slapped him across the face. The man demanded to know why he had been struck. The pharmacist declared, “You don’t have hiccups now do you?” “No,” answered the young man, “but my wife in the car does.”

@ A lady visited a dermatologist complaining of a skin rash. She told the doctor she had the  rash for some time now. The Doc asked, “Have you been treated for this rash before?” “Yes, by my druggist.”  “And what kind of foolish advice did the druggist give you?” “He told me to come and see you.”