July 1 Humor

* Did you have a natural childbirth? Why? Do you have natural surgery or natural dentistry? I had a Jewish delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.

@ Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.

@ A couple of the guys that worked at the hospital walked into the cafeteria and John slipped on the floor, fell down and broke his arm. They called for the paramedics and put him on a gurney and rolled him out of the cafeteria. As he passed the curious diners on the gurney he called out. “It was the Chicken, Don’t eat the chicken.”