June 14 Humor

 @ Did you hear about the chemist who worked long hours in his basement at night and developed an automatic pool cleaning system? It was a Horatio Algae story.

 # We were shopping together at the computer store. My husband was getting some IBM software while I was getting some Macintosh software. As we were checking out, the clerk, noticing the software was for different systems looked at us as if we had made a mistake. “There is no mistake,” my husband said, “We are a mixed marriage.”

 * A piano manufacturer tried to get a testimonial from the philosopher Will Rogers for his piano. Rogers, who never endorsed any product unless you really believed in it, wrote this letter to the piano firm: “Dear Sirs: I guess your pianos are the best I ever leaned against. Yours truly, Will Rogers.”