June 29 Humor

 * How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?

 @ How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  It depends. How much insurance the lightbulb has.          How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but he has to do it while you’re eating dinner.

 # We were in an airplane sight seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would have hit the highway.”