July 16 Humor

@ For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled to our rural town  to attend a movie. After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. handing the attendant of  $4.50, my friend couldn’t help but comment comment the last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents.”    “Well, sir,” the clerk replied,   “you are really going to enjoy yourself today we have sound now.”

# An American Indian from a reservation in Arizona was visiting Washington, DC.  While wandering around the town, was stopped by and local who asked, “How do you like our town?”  “It is all right,” said the Indian. “How do you like our country?”

 @ A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC nothing is moving. A man comes up and knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “what happened up there?” The visitor explained: “terrorists have kidnapped the Congress are holding them hostage they are asking for $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse  all of them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.” The driver asked, “How much is everyone else giving?”  The solicitor responded, “About a gallon.”