July 25 Humor

* Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush”. Husband: “Yes, I did, but I still prefer the paper.”

 @ The checkout line I was waiting in grew longer as the only clerk tried to understand a man was carrying on a monologue in Spanish. The frazzled clerk looked desperately for someone who could translate. Finally, a bilingual employee appeared and took care of the transaction.The clerk sighed with relief as he called the next young lady. She approached, smiled warmly and said, “Bonjour.”

The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station. You know what that means? We are going to wind up with a space station that has a $30 million toilet and no toilet paper.