August 3 Humor

* I was a machine repairman for a copier company and one of our customers was a nudist colony. I was eventually sent there to fix a machine. I was greeted at the front gate by a man wearing only tennis shoes and a smile. I asked, “What seems to be the problem?”  He replied, “The copier is streaking.”

* Barbie just turned 62 can you imagine how much money the country would’ve saved if Barbie would have been a nudist.

# “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”