August 18 Humor

* Did you see in the Sharper image catalog they have a new Cricket watch that will never need batteries. It has a Swiss movement and keeps great time. You just have to wind it every day.

@ A little old lady being pestered by a politician, finally admitted “Well you’re my second choice.” “I’m honored then Mam.” he gushed, “but may I ask who is your first choice?”  She said casually, “Anybody else’s who is running.”

America is the land that people will risk their lives and cross oceans to come to and then are not willing to stand in line to vote to keep it free.