September 4 Humor

# A newcomer to a small New England town was in the general store and noticed that the owner seemed to be very solicitous to one customer, not his usual demeanor. As he brought his purchases to the counter,  he remarked, “I noticed that you treated that last customer with a great deal of respect.”  The owner replied, “He is one of our early settlers.”    The customer looked puzzled and said, “He did not look to be even forty years old?”    “I don’t know how old he is.” answered the grocer, “He always settles his bill on the first of the month.”

* Did you hear about the desperado in Los Angeles that tried to highjack a bus filled with Japanese tourists. The police got 2000 pictures of the guy.

# Sign at the edge of town. “You are now leaving Los Angeles county. Resume normal breathing.”