September 6 Humor

* Barbie just turned 64 can you imagine how much money the country would have saved if Barbie would have been a nudist.

@ “Four long years of college,” sighed the girl graduate, “and who has it gotten me?”

@ The young lady had applied to many colleges and asked for scholarships at most of them. She got accepted at the University of Las Vegas and was telling her mother they had awarded her the Las Vegas Strip scholarship. The mother asked, “What exactly did you do to win that scholarship?”