September 8 Humor

* A husband was excitedly calling the relatives to give them the good news of their newborn babies. He called his mother-in -law and told her, “We have twins.”  She was a little hard of hearing and asked, “Could you repeat that.” He answered, “I doubt it, I was surprised it happened the first time.”

@ Secret Service guys are very brave. What other job are you asked to take a bullet for your boss? Well, other than working at 711.

# Women have better best friends than men do. Because man’s best friend is a dog and a girls best friend is a diamond and a diamond does not make a mess on the rug.