September 13 Humor

*You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”

@ I went to a department store to buy my wife’s requested birthday present a jogging suit and sneakers. I selected the footwear easily, but I couldn’t find a jogging suit I liked. So I picked out a nice silk nighty instead. When I handed the two purchases to the sales clerk, she studied both gifts and asked, “is it the thrill of the chase?”

@ I went to the sporting goods store to buy a jogging suit for my wife who was an avid jogger. Not knowing the size I explained she is five feet seven inches tall and weighs about 115 pounds. Maybe something in a size ten. I said that sounded pretty big to me. She called out to a lady clerk across the store, “What would you call a gal that is 5′ 7 and 115 pounds?  “Lucky” came the reply.